Hi y'all, my name is David. I live in Florida, its the greatest place to live. I own a Unicorn, and sell Medicare insurance.
All of my customers live to be 777 years old because they only have the greatest insurance ever. The only downside is that they have to live next to the state of Georgia, which doesn't have unicorns, which is mostly because of Atlanta. But that's a whole nother conversation.
Anyway, on my free time I like ride my unicorn, as all Floridians do, and I don't have to market my business because well, I live in Florida and customers just naturally walk up to me and give me their already pre-filled applications. This happens almost hourly, every day of week.
I plan to one day open an inter-galactic space station where people that don't own unicorns can ride unicorns to their favorite planet. Mine is Pluto. I know, its technically not a "planet", but I can't get past that fact. Its still a planet to me. What's your favorite planet?
Back on subject, Medicare is a great business. It seems like the yankee people up north don't like people once they retire, because they keep sending them to Florida. I don't fully understand this, but I'm also not the fastest bullet in the pack. I do after all have a southern public education. But I like these people, so I offer them quality insurance at a fair price.
And I think they like me too. One time, I even had a customer give me some free magical internet money. I didn't know what to do with it. I thought my unicorn would like it, but he didn't, so I just kept it. People tell me I should sell it because its worth a bajillion dollars, but I don't. Its sentimental to me. Besides I own a unicorn.
Anyway, thanks for listening. Below is a picture of me and my unicorn.
All of my customers live to be 777 years old because they only have the greatest insurance ever. The only downside is that they have to live next to the state of Georgia, which doesn't have unicorns, which is mostly because of Atlanta. But that's a whole nother conversation.
Anyway, on my free time I like ride my unicorn, as all Floridians do, and I don't have to market my business because well, I live in Florida and customers just naturally walk up to me and give me their already pre-filled applications. This happens almost hourly, every day of week.
I plan to one day open an inter-galactic space station where people that don't own unicorns can ride unicorns to their favorite planet. Mine is Pluto. I know, its technically not a "planet", but I can't get past that fact. Its still a planet to me. What's your favorite planet?
Back on subject, Medicare is a great business. It seems like the yankee people up north don't like people once they retire, because they keep sending them to Florida. I don't fully understand this, but I'm also not the fastest bullet in the pack. I do after all have a southern public education. But I like these people, so I offer them quality insurance at a fair price.
And I think they like me too. One time, I even had a customer give me some free magical internet money. I didn't know what to do with it. I thought my unicorn would like it, but he didn't, so I just kept it. People tell me I should sell it because its worth a bajillion dollars, but I don't. Its sentimental to me. Besides I own a unicorn.
Anyway, thanks for listening. Below is a picture of me and my unicorn.
