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[Jbbarea]

So It's Sunday and I'm bored. Thought maybe I'd share my strangest in Home Life Sales Story and see if anyone cares to share theirs.
So this is Oakwood, GA, nowhere'sville between Gainsville and Atlanta. 2 Room clapboard shack just off the railroad tracks. I'm talking with the "wife" about her health issues when a rooster comes strutting through the living room. This was while I"m doing a laptop presentation on a coffee table made from the bones of an old Harley. I calmly ask her "does he do that alot". She says " only when he can't find the chickens in the bedroom.."

No joke, this is a true story.... Enjoy

 

[shonceman]

That's a funny one. There is an existing thread you may enjoy called "Final Expense Funny Happenings" that's full of that kind of story.

 

[WCMason]

So It's Sunday and I'm bored. Thought maybe I'd share my strangest in Home Life Sales Story and see if anyone cares to share theirs. So this is Oakwood, GA, nowhere'sville between Gainsville and Atlanta. 2 Room clapboard shack just off the railroad tracks. I'm talking with the "wife" about her health issues when a rooster comes strutting through the living room. This was while I"m doing a laptop presentation on a coffee table made from the bones of an old Harley. I calmly ask her "does he do that alot". She says " only when he can't find the chickens in the bedroom.." No joke, this is a true story.... Enjoy

And here I thought every experienced FE agent had a chicken in their car just for this kind of situation. Rookie.

 

[Toranaga]

Me and boman presented to a lady that had an entire harley in her living room. And then at the next house I almost flipped my lid on an old man who pissed me off. Thought Boman was gonna have to bail me out of jail.

 

[Rearden]

Me and boman presented to a lady that had an entire harley in her living room. And then at the next house I almost flipped my lid on an old man who pissed me off. Thought Boman was gonna have to bail me out of jail.

Steve, you are so laid back. That guy must have said something pretty stoopid to piss you off.

 

[bboman23]

Steve, you are so laid back. That guy must have said something pretty stoopid to piss you off.

Pretty much called Steven a liar to his face! I could see steam coming off of his head

I forgot about the Harley. Also if you remember she had the chickens in that box when we got there. She carried them into the laundry room.

 

[Jerard]

Pretty much called Steven a liar to his face! I could see steam coming off of his head

I forgot about the Harley. Also if you remember she had the chickens in that box when we got there. She carried them into the laundry room.

What statement did the guy have an issue with?

 

[PA Bill]

Years ago we travelled out to SW PA down near the WVA line to sell Med Supps. I had to pitch this old timer while his inebriated son stood guard, shotgun in hand. The son made some disparaging remarks about my "fancy new vehicle". My fancy new vehicle was a 5 year old Chevy Cavalier with around 150k miles.

 

[bboman23]

What statement did the guy have an issue with?

He thought everything Steven said was a lie. Didn't believe we could beat a quote he got from Union national (two times higher than LH)

 

[Toranaga]

Steve, you are so laid back. That guy must have said something pretty stoopid to piss you off.

Yeah it's pretty hard to piss me off but its much harder to un-piss me off! We had just walked all over his union national policy and even called them up and they confirmed everything we had told him. He looks at me and says "I don't know, everybody's just fill of sh!t these days" so I asked him does he think I'm full of it. He says yeah but leave me your card

I said nope, you can can have Ben's card if he'll give it to you but I'm gone!