Mighty Putty, OxiClean...and Health Insurance?

[Krono]

Just saw this informercial...TV pitchman Billy Mays is now pushing Major Medical coverage..."Insurance Choices You Can Actually Afford".

Health Insurance | Insurance Quotes - iCanBenefit.com

Really? Assurant is "actually affordable"?

Not.

They also sell "guaranteed issue", very limited "Lifestyle Improvement Benefits" from the HCCUA (Health Care Credit Union Association)...that includes complimentary pet benefits, roadside assistance and entertainment benefits. WOW!

Can I get a free order of Mighty Putty w/that?

 

[Guest]

This is an amazing marketing concept, don't be pissed that you didn't think of it.

No haters.

 

[Krono]

Yep...totally hating and pissed over here.

So vengeful and bitter am I that I have a master plan to mercilessly crush Billy and this upstart icanbenefit company. Yes...my own amazing marketing concept.

I have contacted Ron Popiel at Ronco. He will be my pitchman, and we will give away a pocket fisherman with every UA policy. And...if you act within the next 15 minutes, a complete set of Ginsu knives...PLUS the much coveted owl windchimes.

It' a great deal.

 

[TXINSURANCE]

I contacted that guy with all the ? marks on his jacket, the one that sells the books on Free government grant money.

He has not returned my calls yet.

 

[Krono]

I contacted that guy with all the ? marks on his jacket, the one that sells the books on Free government grant money.

He has not returned my calls yet.

Matthew Lesko is busy...rumor has it that he is a heavy favorite as Obama's Veep...

 

[Guest]

Yep...totally hating and pissed over here.

So vengeful and bitter am I that I have a master plan to mercilessly crush Billy and this upstart icanbenefit company. Yes...my own amazing marketing concept.

I have contacted Ron Popiel at Ronco. He will be my pitchman, and we will give away a pocket fisherman with every UA policy. And...if you act within the next 15 minutes, a complete set of Ginsu knives...PLUS the much coveted owl windchimes.

It' a great deal.

Let go of the anger, just set it and forget it!!!!!!

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

What I'm waiting to see is someone go for it - countless millions in advertising to become the "Aflack" of internet lead sites.

I obviously notice the Ehealth does not advertise on prime time like Esurance, Geico, Aflack, State Farm, etc....

Although they are not a carrier I have yet to see anyone brand their site to make it a household name.

A great and direct analogy would be Lending Tree. Where is the "Lending Tree" equivalent to health insurance leads?

Although Ehealth is indeed a "large-ish" company they are pikers compared to real corporations who could bury Ehealth within 6 months.

 

[TXINSURANCE]

A great and direct analogy would be Lending Tree. Where is the "Lending Tree" equivalent to health insurance leads?

3 Steps ahead of you on this one... Wait and see my friend , wait and see!!!

We are finishing up WWW . PREGNANT DIABETIC UNINSURABLE NO CHECKING ACCOUNT . COM as we speak.

 

[Krono]

3 Steps ahead of you on this one... Wait and see my friend , wait and see!!!

We are finishing up WWW . PREGNANT DIABETIC UNINSURABLE NO CHECKING ACCOUNT . COM as we speak.

LOL...add "MORBIDLY OBESE" and "FREE LAPBAND SURGERY" to your URL and they come a flockin'...

 

[somarco]

We are finishing up WWW . PREGNANT DIABETIC UNINSURABLE NO CHECKING ACCOUNT . COM as we speak.

Do you have that in a Spanish version . . .?