Funny No Show Text and Email Ideas

[vic120]

I am doing a lot as of late and just running into blanks on this one for some strange reason
But I need Ideas of Jokes or funny intro's for No show text and emails

Just something to take the prospect of the defensive mode, I can add to the joke I understnad things happen and send calendar link. But I just need some Ideas for opening joke

So crazy I cant even find Ideas online all I am running into is say is everything ok? and waste of time things

 

[rousemark]

I am doing a lot as of late and just running into blanks on this one for some strange reason
But I need Ideas of Jokes or funny intro's for No show text and emails

Just something to take the prospect of the defensive mode, I can add to the joke I understnad things happen and send calendar link. But I just need some Ideas for opening joke. I cant even find Ideas online all I am running into is say is everything ok? and waste of time things

I don't think leading with a joke in that situation would be effective. A simple, polite straightfoward message would be better. IMHO.

 

[goillini52]

I am doing a lot as of late and just running into blanks on this one for some strange reason
But I need Ideas of Jokes or funny intro's for No show text and emails

Just something to take the prospect of the defensive mode, I can add to the joke I understnad things happen and send calendar link. But I just need some Ideas for opening joke

So crazy I cant even find Ideas online all I am running into is say is everything ok? and waste of time things

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[vic120]

I don't think leading with a joke in that situation would be effective. A simple, polite straightfoward message would be better. IMHO.

I do its a no show for a phone appointment, most will not respond to a dry especially a challenging text

but some will if the mood is lightened up

many still wont respond

 

[Special Agent]

I am doing a lot as of late and just running into blanks on this one for some strange reason
But I need Ideas of Jokes or funny intro's for No show text and emails

Just something to take the prospect of the defensive mode, I can add to the joke I understnad things happen and send calendar link. But I just need some Ideas for opening joke

So crazy I cant even find Ideas online all I am running into is say is everything ok? and waste of time things

"Sorry we missed " with a pic of the guy holding the giant Sweepstakes ClearingHouse Check

 

[somarco]

If they don't answer the phone, return calls where there is a voicemail, you need to assume there is a message that basically says no.

Move on. When you chase prospects it makes you seem desperate.

Never let them see you sweat . . .

 

[vic120]

If they don't answer the phone, return calls where there is a voicemail, you need to assume there is a message that basically says no.

Move on. When you chase prospects it makes you seem desperate.

Never let them see you sweat . . .


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Not necessarily true, its just automation too

its for different lead and Facebook stuff I am experimenting with not the more high intent type stuff

the Idea is if it works (and it will for a small %) great and the rest fall away and wont waste my time with