Hillary Unvails Details Of Health Care Plan

Hillbillary has all the answers. Her husband, Billhillary, is such a generous humanitarian, just ask him he'll tell you. Oh, you don't need to ask just buy the book that tells how humble and selfless he is or watch the re-run of Oprah where he tells how much he's given to charity to show how humble and selfless he is.
Ummmmm....I think Vaseline is petroleum jelly. At the current price of oil you might want to stick with Crisco. (I've known quite a few unlicensed proctologists over the years. Fortunately I was able to rip them new ones first!)