I've joined the club

[B Ray]

Congratulations!

Did you sign up for the 5-year, the 10-year or the...(gasp!!) lifetime membership?!!!

16 years here and no end in sight.

That fine print got me also...next month it will be 21 years.

 

[GreenSky]

I think I can pick up a non-resident license if you'd like some life insurance.

Rick

 

[padthaiforlunch]

Congrats Val.

I have one word that can be construed as advice: COMMUNICATION, COMMUNICATION, COMMUNICATION. Remember that word and always COMMUNICATE. No matter how bad something may be if you are honest and COMMUNICATE with her you will have a 99.9999% chance of working through it!

Michella, you are so funny! If men were really honest, women would scorn us.

Long ago, someone told me the difference between a diplomat and a woman.

When a diplomat says yes, he means maybe, and when he says maybe, he means no.

When a woman says no, she means maybe, and when she says maybe, she means yes.

 

[Expat]

You are all wrong.

The secret is to never, ever say anything that you do not want to be repeated, and thrown back at you 20 years later.
Elephant memory has nothing on my wife.


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[GreenSky]

I'm not sure if communication is a good thing.

A couple of years ago I was watching TV with my wife and Christie Brinkley appears on a commercial. I looked at my wife, looked at Christie (one year older) and asked my bride, "Are you sure the two of you are the same sex?"

Haven't really communicated since then. Women!

Rick

 

[Invain15]

Congrats. Misery loves company. Welcome to the club.

Rick

Don't worry about the old grump. Congrats on the marriage.

 

[xrac]

It is just that some of us have married so long that it can kinda be like this:

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when The wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
'I found the remote,' he said.

 

[DarrylVK]

That's a fact! It's worked for me (after I learned it) 37 years and counting.

Congrats! I have been married 35 years all to the same woman. We have had times of good marriage and times of bad marriage but it has been a great ride and I would not have missed it for anything.

P.S.
On by the way there are only two words that you need to learn to have a good marriage!

YES DEAR!!

 

[nkyagent]

congrats!

 

[scagnt83]

Hello everyone,

Now that forum errors seem to have gone away, I wanted to let you guys know a "great" news. I got married two weeks ago (on July 6-th).
My wedding party was a small private one with family members and close relatives.It was just as we planned it and the celebrations were fantastic.
Two days later I was in Albania for a 10 day "honeymoon" trip where I had a great time. I had a beautiful time with my wife and we visited many different places.

Here's a pic of one of the places I've been to. This is an old picture, but the beach is much better with bars and hotels 3 minutes of walk away.

I guess its the post honeymoon period as I am still a very happy man.

I heard there is a third ring I need to buy after my engagement and marriage ring. I will try to avoid that...


Thanks for your time,

Best regards,
Val.