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The best one I've ever gotten (and have probably posted four times now) was "Ah crap, I forgot about my tuberculosis."
I had one very early in my career that really threw me for a loop. A lady and I were talking very casually about maternity coverage. She asked about waiting periods, and I explained how Golden Rule's worked - half benefit for the first twelve months, full benefit thereafter. She flipped the hell out. Sobbed uncontrollably for twenty straight minutes and I couldn't make out a single word. Then she choked out "I've GOT TO GO," hung up, and we never spoke again.
I had one very early in my career that really threw me for a loop. A lady and I were talking very casually about maternity coverage. She asked about waiting periods, and I explained how Golden Rule's worked - half benefit for the first twelve months, full benefit thereafter. She flipped the hell out. Sobbed uncontrollably for twenty straight minutes and I couldn't make out a single word. Then she choked out "I've GOT TO GO," hung up, and we never spoke again.