BADTROUT
Guru
Comedy will get and keep their attention, but you may lose the message because they cant wait for the next joke, they wont hear "insurance blah blah" from a sales guy looking to sell them something. Break the ice telling them they dont want to listen to you... Like this... Then just get to it.
Be frank... "You need it, I have it, so lets skip the lecture and just sign everyoneup right now... Unless you have any questions... If I dont get any takers Im going to talk until I do, so... here comes the long boring lecture, to which I hope NONE of you actually listen to, because if you do, it will mean I need to go to work..."
Be frank... "You need it, I have it, so lets skip the lecture and just sign everyoneup right now... Unless you have any questions... If I dont get any takers Im going to talk until I do, so... here comes the long boring lecture, to which I hope NONE of you actually listen to, because if you do, it will mean I need to go to work..."