Subject: RE: Your New Business Submission

[m102269]

Yo @marindependent ,

Appreciate the submission, I'm your underwriter on this one, which basically means I get to ask you for a bunch of paperwork we probably won't even use, then tell you it's not a fit. Let's go!!

First, I'm gonna need that supplemental application filled out. Yes, the one we keep changing every quarter without telling anyone. Grab the newest version, or don't. I don't really give a shit. We'll reject it either way.

Also, shoot me their subcontractor agreement. I won't read it, but legal likes to see it in the file so they can feel something.

PLEASE. ADVISE.
Thanks

- Alex, CPCU, AU, AIC, ARM, AINS, CIC, CRM, ABCD, EFG, HIJK, LMN, OPQ, RSTU, VW, XYZ
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[m102269]

@marindependent Did you forward this email to this guy? Look, I don't want to terminate your appointment with ALNPCACVE, but this is unacceptable. /WARNED

- Sent via Outlook on iPhone 4s

 

[WinoBlues]

- Alex, CPCU, AU, AIC, ARM, AINS, CIC, CRM, ABCD, EFG, HIJK, LMN, OPQ, RSTU, VW, XYZ

Or Alex, PHD - you may call me Doctor.

 

[marindependent]

XYZ

There is no such insurance degree.

Let me ask you a simple question about Supplemental Applications - Why Dont we just Have Specific Applications for these risks that incorporates 100% of what you are going to need to know?

 

[m102269]

There is no such insurance degree.

Let me ask you a simple question about Supplemental Applications - Why Dont we just Have Specific Applications for these risks that incorporates 100% of what you are going to need to know?

Hi @marindependent,

Looping in your marketing rep @Markthebroker to explain.

If the other agents in your office need appointments with ALNPCACVE, please forward proof of E&O coverage to @shawnmwalker

Please quit forwarding this email chain to unauthorized third parties.

Tnx
-Alex
- Sent via Outlook on iPhone 4s

 

[Markthebroker]

Yo @marindependent ,

Appreciate the submission, I'm your underwriter on this one, which basically means I get to ask you for a bunch of paperwork we probably won't even use, then tell you it's not a fit. Let's go!!

First, I'm gonna need that supplemental application filled out. Yes, the one we keep changing every quarter without telling anyone. Grab the newest version, or don't. I don't really give a shit. We'll reject it either way.

Also, shoot me their subcontractor agreement. I won't read it, but legal likes to see it in the file so they can feel something.

PLEASE. ADVISE.
Thanks

- Alex, CPCU, AU, AIC, ARM, AINS, CIC, CRM, ABCD, EFG, HIJK, LMN, OPQ, RSTU, VW, XYZ
(aka your favorite underwriter)
Check Us Out on Myspace
Learn How the Al3x Lee Non-Profit California Actual Cash Value Exchange (ALNPCACVE) is Totally Helping People in the Aftermath of the California Fires
Confidentiality Notice (Seriously Though...)
This message, including any attachments, is intended only for the licensed insurance agent to whom it is addressed. It may contain confidential underwriting info, trade secrets, or other thrilling insurance mysteries not meant for public consumption. By reading this, you agree not to share the underwriter's name or rank with anyone outside of your agency. If you do, your appointment may spontaneously combust, or at the very least, be promptly terminated. You've been warned. If you received this by mistake, please alert us immediately, delete it from your system, and promise never to utter the underwriter's name like it's Voldemort.

Goddamn that was funny. I actually laughed out loud.