Why I Love Snail Mail Junk Mail

Re: Why I Love Snail Mail Junk Mail.

Gee, thanks guys. Those reply cards drive up the costs of all the mailers I do to those on the DNC.

All of my reply cards have the name and address pre-printed and if they return them blank, that means a visit to their house right away since they were in such a rush to get it in the mail.

I know your joking...Or you would believe the prospect that tells you they will get back to you either way :)
 
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First of all you are forgetting to fill it up with heavy cardstock junkmail and pennies for weight.
Every once in a while you need to enroll with your correct address but a variation of your name. Then as new junk mail comes to that name you know where they sold the info to. Don't forget to cancel within 30 days.
 
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It's a joke until I stand at your front door for an hour-long diatribe about the DNC list. Not only is it selfish, it's unpatriotic to be on the list. Our national past-time is consumerism.

How dare anyone deny themselves the ability to keep the economy going by making it easy to shop from home by telephone.

You guys who would drive up the costs of direct mail are a bigger threat to America than the Commies ever were!
 
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I'd send you a bill for the dollar and something cents I had to pay in postage costs for BRM.
 
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We only do it to the companies we love. The worst offenders. And the insurance companies that compete with their own agents.
 
Re: Why I Love Snail Mail Junk Mail.

Gee, thanks guys. Those reply cards drive up the costs of all the mailers I do to those on the DNC.

All of my reply cards have the name and address pre-printed and if they return them blank, that means a visit to their house right away since they were in such a rush to get it in the mail.

That's OK until they sic their Pit Bull on you!
 
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I'd send you a bill for the dollar and something cents I had to pay in postage costs for BRM.

And where do you plan to send the bill to...As I posted the application was blank and had no pre-filled info...

There is also a secondary issue. Since I didn't request to be bombarded by this junk mail, shouldn't the mailer be required to pick up the cost of my handling and recycling their junk mail. because their is cost associated with it.
 
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I love Junk Snail Mail. It makes me feel wanted and gives me something to look at.
 
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I'll be more than delighted to respond to the mail using your name and address. You want more email stuff also? I can arrange that!:D

Rick


There are days I get no snail mail and I get worried someone took my mail. So snail mail keeps me from worrying that someone is stealing it.

I've also started using coupons.....Save me some money!!
 
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