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Who knew Oxycontin was a gateway drug to chocolate doughnuts...
I've never taken Oxycontin, but another drug led me to chocolate doughnuts(munchies)...

The combination of whiskey and sex always helped me get over a cold.

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Who knew Oxycontin was a gateway drug to chocolate doughnuts...
I spent pretty much the entire month of November sick as a dog. Sick day?Wrote 100+ apps that month with daily cluster headaches. You know, the ones that come on like a ton of bricks at the exact same time every day, that feel like an ice pick is being repeatedly jammed into your skull? Those are awesome! Took some dayquil and and an excedrin and slapped a smile on my face. Insurance will be sold whether you are sick or well.
Oh, and WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!
SO I can barely talk, how do you guys manage working while feeling under the weather.
The combination of whiskey and sex always helped me get over a cold.![]()
Suck it up.
Work from home.
Fluids.
Exactly what every mom in America does when she's sick. Geez.
I get to take a day off for pleasure or sickness about once a year for 48 hours.
You have some long days where you live..![]()
Nobody ever dies and say's, " I wish I would have worked more and spent less time with my family", EVER!!! If you're sick, it may be you body's way of saying take a chill. If you can't speak, you are going to be more of a nuisance to those trying to understand you and you may run off a client that you can sell when you're feeling better.
Nobody ever dies and say's, " I wish I would have worked more and spent less time with my family", EVER!!!