FE Agents Wanted To Sell Great New Product

[smokin goose]

So the moral of the story is we can sell golden tickets to heaven, but we can't say it's real gold. :-)

 

[Glen Shelton]

"Now Mrs. Jones, this 200 a month FE policy will not only take care of your burial insurance but will also guarantee you a spot in heaven. I know this because I just talked to Jesus behind KFC a few hours ago, we shared a crack pipe and a bucket of fried chicken"

 

[rousemark]

"Now Mrs. Jones, this 200 a month FE policy will not only take care of your burial insurance but will also guarantee you a spot in heaven. I know this because I just talked to Jesus behind KFC a few hours ago, we shared a crack pipe and a bucket of fried chicken"

I would have thought that meth would go better with KFC..

 

[goillini52]

I would have thought that meth would go better with KFC..

And you would know this because..................?

 

[rousemark]

And you would know this because..................?

That is where I always see a gathering of monkeys.. meth makes the teeth fall out..

 

[Ronnie Carter]

"Now Mrs. Jones, this 200 a month FE policy will not only take care of your burial insurance but will also guarantee you a spot in heaven. I know this because I just talked to Jesus behind KFC a few hours ago, we shared a crack pipe and a bucket of fried chicken"

SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

That's the pitch I use for my Medicare Advantage clients.

Shush before CMS gets wise to us.