Final Expense Funny Happenings

[TDFnCali]

This was a couple weeks ago. Was in a home. 82 yo male.

During the presentation a girl comes in. In her 30s. He tells her I'm the insurance guy. She says she'll come back later. Kisses him on the cheek and leaves.

I assumed it was a granddaughter until he starts talking about how he's been banging her.

A little later there's a knock on the door. He leaves the room to answer. I can't see, but I hear her trying to sell him a chainsaw and a generator. Says he doesn't want em and she leaves. He comes back in the room and says "these bitches are crazy".

Wtf?

So I get the app and pack up. As I'm walking to my truck, a third girl is walking to the house. Also in her 30s probably and not bad looking.

Weird.

Those were obviously crack hoes who needed to sell mics stuff to get money for drugs....he obviously gets some sexual favors too. At 82, u do what u gotta do man!!

 

[WinoBlues]

Those were obviously crack hoes who needed to sell mics stuff to get money for drugs....he obviously gets some sexual favors too. At 82, u do what u gotta do man!!

Or at least you think hard about doing it.

 

[Toranaga]

Last week I.had a guy who.was seriously older than dirt answer the door wearing, I kid you not, panties. Nice panties. Like expensive vintage lingerie. First time ever I just turned around and walked away.

 

[WinoBlues]

Last week I.had a guy who.was seriously older than dirt answer the door wearing, I kid you not, panties. Nice panties. Like expensive vintage lingerie. First time ever I just turned around and walked away.

Sounds like you checked them out pretty well. :-D

 

[goillini52]

Welp, this is a 1st.... Went to door knock this house and this is what I encountered!

Yeah, that is yellow police tape... So take ya guesses as to what happened!

TDF
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Looks like you left a door hanger.

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What's his address? ?

Why....you looking for a chainsaw?

 

[smokin goose]

Last week I.had a guy who.was seriously older than dirt answer the door wearing, I kid you not, panties. Nice panties. Like expensive vintage lingerie. First time ever I just turned around and walked away.

I had a hard time believing these FE stories before. Now that I'm doing this full time, nothing would surprise me.

 

[Toranaga]

Sounds like you checked them out pretty well. :-D

Well yeah, I mean you gotta give the guy credit for having a sense of style!

 

[GTC1]

This has to be the best thread on the forum.

 

[VolAgent]

Well yeah, I mean you gotta give the guy credit for having a sense of style!

I bet he went and laughed to his wife later, "I told you that would get rid of him."

 

[Gooner]

I took out another forum member last Thursday and on the final appt we come to this is posted on the door...

Then I'm writing up the app and the 2 year grandson comes in to take a pee...instead he drops a duece...in the living room..Sirherbie didn't realize until I told him and it was like an aha moment..."so that's why it stinks in here"

Nasty ass people...can't blame the 2 year old for that one.