tikibarrister
Guru
- 528
- 1 to immediately quit the lightbulb changing industry before he even starts
- 1 to caveat that he is not a lightbulb changer
- 1 to say that all he gets are used bulbs
- 1 to say that on his ladder, they get fresh bulbs, live-transferred from General Electric
- 1 to say that that guy with the used bulbs should just show up with his ladder and quit whining
- 1 to bemoan the direction the lightbulb industry is headed
- 1 to try to recruit others onto his ladder
- 1 to declare that lightbulbs now are really only changed by telephone
- 1 to retort that lightbulbs changed by telephone are easily rechanged face-to-face
- 1 who relates how he's moved up to halogen and will never deal with regular lightbulbs again
- 1 to state that because he also puts a lamp cover on as well, customers fall in love with his ladder and his ladder is the only one who sells these wonderful lamp covers
- 1 to share that they change 10,000 lightbulbs a month
- 10 to call that guy a blowhard and a liar
- 1 to ask if they're on the right ladder
- 1 to say they used to be on that ladder but now are changing a lot more lightbulbs on a different ladder
- 1 to call that ladder a total fraud
- 1 to say that ladder might be a fraud but man, they change a lot of lightbulbs
- 1 to say that when he he was on that ladder, he couldn't get the bulbs screwed in all the way
- 1 to comment that guy needs better training
- 1 to say that on his ladder, people are trained right
- 1 to ask about a special situation where the lamp owner is allergic to incandescent and fluorescent bulbs and what he should do
- 1 to say in such situations, he should use black light bulbs but the commission sucks
- 1 to come by later and clean-sheet the socket and sell an inappropriate incandescent
- 1 to ask a bunch of questions about the best way to change lightbulbs and then vanish
- At least 10 to tells stories about communicable diseases they got while changing bulbs in crappy places
- 1 to say that the real money is made selling ladders, not changing bulbs, and the ladder sellers make too much money
- 1 to say that General Electric lightbulbs are a pain in the ass to deal with
- 1 to say that Philips aren't much better
- 1 to say that Sylvania used to be his go-to bulb but now their Brilliance Prevention Department is turning down too many sockets
- 1 to say he has been killing it with generics like Great Value lightbulbs
- 1 to list all the reasons that generics are not true light bulbs and if they fail, there's no state warranty to bail them out
- 1 to tell a long story about ye olden days when he sold candles
- 10 to skip over it
- 1 to opine that the water cooler where everyone sits around discussing light bulb changing used to be better
- 1 to say that changing bulbs is dead and replacing batteries is the future
- 1 to say that Trump is going to decimate the battery-changing industry
- 1 to erupt in a conniption fit about Trump and go on and on and on
- 1 Italian guy named Goillini to crack everybody up with a well-timed joke
