I Thought I Had Seen Everything

[Nikita]

I've never seen a fat guy doing cocaine.....

Everybody is fat in Iowa...even the drug addicts

 

[senior-advisor-indiana]

Everybody is fat in Iowa...even the drug addicts

They need to quit cutting the cocaine with sugar....

 

[goillini52]

They need to quit cutting the cocaine with sugar....

Yep, there's a lot less calories if they cut their coke with Sweet N Low.

 

[SPUR CITY]

Aww, c'mon guys, those stories are nothin' compared to the house I went into in Southern Iowa where there were big fat naked guys sitting in a dark living room on dirty mattresses snorting cocaine...got the hell out real fast and didn't leave my card!

Maybe it was just the remnants of the powdered donuts he ate for the day?

 

[GoPokes]

Maybe it was just the remnants of the powdered donuts he ate for the day?

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When I was in college a buddy of mine thought it would be a good idea to snort the leftover powered donut remnants....he wasn't very bright lol

 

[SPUR CITY]

. When I was in college a buddy of mine thought it would be a good idea to snort the leftover powered donut remnants....he wasn't very bright lol

Does he live in Southern Iowa these days, by chance?

 

[Mavrik]

It was smushed in the carpet over every square inch...nasty. I did the foot shuffle through the grass the entire 59 feet back to the car...I was all good

I'm confused.. I thought JD said to do the shuffle on the way in the front door.

 

[Gooner]

I'm confused.. I thought JD said to do the shuffle on the way in the front door.

Alright...I was laughing already at all the comments leading up to this one...but dang Steve that's funny!

 

[yaknow1]

Everybody is fat in Iowa...even the drug addicts

Sounds like they need a meth makeover.

 

[Mavrik]

Alright...I was laughing already at all the comments leading up to this one...but dang Steve that's funny!

Hey how was the settlers conference at Disney? Guessing you musta qualified!!